When a Russian mobster sets up a real estate scam that generates millions of pounds, various members of London's criminal underworld pursue their share of the fortune. Various shady characters, including Mr One-Two, Stella the accountant, and Johnny Quid, a druggie rock-star, try to claim their slice.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gerard ButlerOne-Two | One-Two |
 Tom WilkinsonLenny Cole | Lenny Cole |
 Thandiwe NewtonStella | Stella |
 Mark StrongArchy | Archy |
 Idris ElbaMumbles | Mumbles |
 Tom HardyHandsome Bob | Handsome Bob |
 Karel RodenUri Omovich | Uri Omovich |
 Toby KebbellJohnny Quid | Johnny Quid |
 Jeremy PivenRoman | Roman |
 LudacrisMickey | Mickey |
 Jimi MistryCouncillor | Councillor |
 Matt KingCookie | Cookie |
 Geoff BellFred the Head | Fred the Head |
 Dragan MićanovićVictor | Victor |
| MMichael RyanPete | Pete |
 Nonso AnozieTank | Tank |
 Gemma ArtertonJune | June |
 David Bark-JonesBertie | Bertie |
 David LeonMalcolm | Malcolm |
 Bronson WebbPaul | Paul |
 Kelly GeorgeDanny | Danny |
 Roland ManookianBandy | Bandy |
 Jamie Campbell BowerRocker | Rocker |
| AAlex KovasChechnyan | Chechnyan |
| MMario WoszcyckiChechnyan | Chechnyan |
| MMickey De HaraTurbo | Turbo |
| SScott McNessJohnny - 12 Years old | Johnny - 12 Years old |
 Tim WallersProperty Lawyer | Property Lawyer |
| JJames GreeneJudge | Judge |
 Jasper JacobBarrister | Barrister |