 Joe PantolianoJack Shamir | Jack Shamir |
 John Rhys-DaviesEli Taki / Rashmud / Sashri | Eli Taki / Rashmud / Sashri |
| DDanny GerardAlex Shamir | Alex Shamir |
 Amy WrightKristina Shamir | Kristina Shamir |
| HHoward Scott NicollGolddigger | Golddigger |
| DDerrick McQueenGolddigger | Golddigger |
 John Patrick ShanleyGolddigger | Golddigger |
| AAri TaubGolddigger | Golddigger |
 Peter MaloneyDr. Clayhand | Dr. Clayhand |
| MMatthew LocricchioClyde Baldino | Clyde Baldino |
| DDavid ShumanBono Baldino | Bono Baldino |
| JJack ShaoulIsaac Shamir / Blind Man | Isaac Shamir / Blind Man |
 Tom SignorelliDetective Goober | Detective Goober |
 Barton HeymanMr. Marshall | Mr. Marshall |
 Jane ConnellMrs. Miller | Mrs. Miller |
| JJohn WylieThe Banker | The Banker |
| DDavid SchechterHamid | Hamid |
 Ilene KristenDr. Playhand's Secretary | Dr. Playhand's Secretary |
 John C. VennemaAuctioneer | Auctioneer |
 Kim ChanMassage Parlor Patron | Massage Parlor Patron |
 Henry YukMassage Parlor Patron | Massage Parlor Patron |
| DDavid ToyMassage Parlor Patron | Massage Parlor Patron |
| MMay LeeMassage Parlor Girl | Massage Parlor Girl |
 Elizabeth Reiko KubotaMassage Parlor Girl | Massage Parlor Girl |
| KKana AokiMassage Parlor Girl | Massage Parlor Girl |
 Larry ShermanMan in Bathtub | Man in Bathtub |
 ArianeDominatrix | Dominatrix |
| PPaul DeSouzaFlyer Man | Flyer Man |
 Herschel SparberAnthony the Septic Tank Man | Anthony the Septic Tank Man |
| BBob MartanaChester The Septic Tank Man | Chester The Septic Tank Man |