A scientist with nefarious intentions seeks to dominate the world using his vast expertise in robotics.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJames BalsamoTony | Tony |
| GGreg TallyAbraham Van Turingtest | Abraham Van Turingtest |
 Malcolm McDowellRobot Dracula | Robot Dracula |
 John LandisJohn | John |
 Mick FoleyMick Foley | Mick Foley |
 Don CoscarelliDon | Don |
 Bruce DernVan Sellsing | Van Sellsing |
 Tom HollandTom | Tom |
 Russell SimmonsRussell | Russell |
 Brian YuznaBrian | Brian |
 AfromanAfroman | Afroman |
 Scott RechsteinerScott Steiner | Scott Steiner |
 Larry PfohlLex Luger | Lex Luger |
 Ron SimmonsRon Simmons | Ron Simmons |
| RRobert ArensenFather Marlon | Father Marlon |
 Branscombe RichmondSoul Patch | Soul Patch |
 David EllefsonDavid | David |
 Bill ZebubBill Zebub | Bill Zebub |
 Vinny AppiceVinny Appice | Vinny Appice |
 Mike PattonMike | Mike |
 Linnea QuigleyWitch Hazel | Witch Hazel |
 Shane Ryan-ReidBrett | Brett |
 Michael J. EpsteinReynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock | Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock |
 Sophia CacciolaBathsheba | Bathsheba |
| JJeremy LongDave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll | Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll |
 Paul 'H.R.' HudsonHR | HR |
 Jeff TremaineJeff | Jeff |