Retired bachelor Mr Hoppy is hopelessly in love with his neighbour Mrs Silver, but she is only interested in her pet tortoise Alfie - until Mr Hoppy hatches an audacious plan.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 James CordenNarrator | Narrator |
 Dustin HoffmanMr. Hoppy | Mr. Hoppy |
 Judi DenchMrs. Silver | Mrs. Silver |
 Salo GardnerMr Mavrokoukoudopolous | Mr Mavrokoukoudopolous |
 Lara RossiPuppy Boy Mother | Puppy Boy Mother |
 Jimmy AkingbolaKeen Petshop Keeper | Keen Petshop Keeper |
 Katie LyonsPhilip's Mother | Philip's Mother |
 Pixie DaviesRoberta | Roberta |
 Richard CorderyMr. Pringle | Mr. Pringle |
 Pik-Sen LimMrs. Wu | Mrs. Wu |
 Polly KempWoman Passenger | Woman Passenger |
| AAlexander BracqRollerblading Couple | Rollerblading Couple |
| JJoseph WestPhillip | Phillip |
 Anna CanningsMrs. Court | Mrs. Court |
 Lisa HammondMrs Desmond | Mrs Desmond |
| EEmily RalphLittle Girl | Little Girl |
 Geoffrey McGivernShop Keeper | Shop Keeper |
| LLeo UmehPuppy Boy | Puppy Boy |
 Ronnie HughesTrumpeter | Trumpeter |
 Jack HoneybornePianist | Pianist |
| AAaran MitraBoy in Pet Shop (uncredited) | Boy in Pet Shop (uncredited) |