 Valerie BuhagiarRamona | Ramona |
 Gerry QuigleyRoy Seth, the Promoter | Roy Seth, the Promoter |
| LLarry HudsonBuddie, the Cab Driver | Buddie, the Cab Driver |
 Bruce McDonaldBruce Shack, the Director | Bruce Shack, the Director |
| SShaun BowringMathew, the Weenie-Boy | Mathew, the Weenie-Boy |
 Don McKellarRussel, the Serial Killer | Russel, the Serial Killer |
| MMark TarantinoLuke, the 15-Year Old Boy | Luke, the 15-Year Old Boy |
| JJamie RooneyNature Film Narrator | Nature Film Narrator |
| PPeter MorfeaJesus of Toronto | Jesus of Toronto |
| PPatricia SimsCorporate Babe | Corporate Babe |
| NNazareno BuhagiarRamona's Father | Ramona's Father |
| GGiovanna BuhagiarRamona's Mother | Ramona's Mother |
| GGlen McLarenGas Station Attendant | Gas Station Attendant |
| EEllen DeanWaitress | Waitress |
 Earl PastkoChildren of Paradise drums | Children of Paradise drums |
| DDean Richards WianckoChildren of Paradise bass | Children of Paradise bass |
| JJim MillanChildren of Paradise guitar | Children of Paradise guitar |
| BBruce WilsonProducer | Producer |
| HHerwig GayerSound Recordist | Sound Recordist |
| NNamir KhanRafi, the Cameraman | Rafi, the Cameraman |
| EEvan SiegelDriver | Driver |
| KKate HealeyClothing Store Cashier | Clothing Store Cashier |
| CCasey SebertLittle Boy | Little Boy |
| TTim SebertLittle Boy | Little Boy |
 Joey RamoneHimself | Himself |
