While gift shopping at an "enlightened" toy store, a mother and son are out of luck finding the latest Spider-Man and Transformers toys-because all this eccentric shopkeeper proudly sells are Rick Mercer-themed toys that are meant to inspire the next generation of Canadian youth.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mark CritchShopkeeper | Shopkeeper |
 Kathryn GreenwoodMother | Mother |
 Donovan ColanBoy | Boy |