Sitcom pilot — A best-selling writer of children's books struggles to overcome his hatred of kids.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Wendie MalickAlana Lovely | Alana Lovely |
 Thomas LennonRichard Lovely | Richard Lovely |
 Nicole RichieKelli | Kelli |
 Mason SchneidermanGeorgie | Georgie |
 Andrew RannellsMr. Mouse | Mr. Mouse |
 Daphne BloomerMom #2 | Mom #2 |