A rhino lady runs amok in the woods, while being hunted by students. Based on a drunken conversation between directors.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDawn TrotmanScream Queen | Scream Queen |
| JJason DaviesCoke Head | Coke Head |
| RRachel LawesMiss Whitehouse | Miss Whitehouse |
| KKen BromhamMr Winner | Mr Winner |
| TTom AmblerJames Ferman | James Ferman |
| BBunnyDavid Alton | David Alton |
| RRoland MelhuishAlan Yentob | Alan Yentob |
| TThomas LawesJohn Major | John Major |
| MMathew GidleyBarry Norman | Barry Norman |
| AAngelo BordonariNorman | Norman |
| DDonna MarieMaria | Maria |
| IIan MorleyPilot One | Pilot One |
| MMarcellus LindsayPilot Two | Pilot Two |
| MMossopNavigator | Navigator |
| FFindley McGeeScientist One | Scientist One |
| CCharlie HonorScientist Two | Scientist Two |
| AAdam TrotmanRhino Handler | Rhino Handler |
| AAlan JamesFishlips Handler | Fishlips Handler |