| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMassimo Paciotto-BiggersJohnny Americano | Johnny Americano |
| MMary Cate PughThomasine Macaroni | Thomasine Macaroni |
| AAlexander HoweWalter Zenzendorf | Walter Zenzendorf |
| EEliott LewisPazzo Cane Cultist #1 | Pazzo Cane Cultist #1 |
| JJack CochranThe Guy With The Hair | The Guy With The Hair |
| EElliot ManjoineTony Macaroni | Tony Macaroni |
| SSophie MckayCar Girl | Car Girl |
| EEmmit HansenPazzo Cane Cultist #2 | Pazzo Cane Cultist #2 |
| LLuigi LeonardiYankee Burgheroni | Yankee Burgheroni |