
Red One2024
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David Queiroz2
Aug 28, 2026 · imported from Import
Are you listening to me? No! No one can do what he does. He knows when you’re sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And he knows it about every. single. person. on this planet. He has a list that’s the size of Rhode Island and he checks it. Twice! If you were to try to read that list just once it would take you a decade, but he does it TWICE! And the reason why he’s able to do any of it is because HE. IS. SANTA CLAUS. The one and only. And no one else can execute his mission.
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