A school is started to teach reality television contestants to be better actors.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Richard KarnVictor Cayanne | Victor Cayanne |
 Mark DeCarloLazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck | Lazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck |
 Jay Michael FergusonBilly | Billy |
 Danica McKellarSexy Sally | Sexy Sally |
| JJeanne BenedictHerself | Herself |
| EElliot MarkmanSid Fricstein | Sid Fricstein |