When two inept burglars break into a mansion, they accidentally stumble into what they believe is a gathering of dangerous criminals competing for millions in diamonds left by a recently deceased member of their axis of evil.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gabriel RushMarcus | Marcus |
 Austin ZajurDanny | Danny |
 Carrie BarrettFrancesca Malice | Francesca Malice |
 Harley Quinn SmithNatasha Deathblow | Natasha Deathblow |
 Devin DruidThe Algorithm | The Algorithm |
| MMarlin ChanMakara 'The Mekong Monster' Chan | Makara 'The Mekong Monster' Chan |
| EEdgar Rafael GranadosGeneralissimo Bloodfist | Generalissimo Bloodfist |
 Herbert RussellT. Wilmington III | T. Wilmington III |
| CChristopher MackenThieval | Thieval |
| AAndrew ZuttyThieval | Thieval |