An account of the technique of reading the tabloid press in an intelligent manor via differing editorial techniques that leads to three styles of newspapers giving varying accounts of a strip-tease act.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John LaurieJohn - Ex-Newspaper Editor | John - Ex-Newspaper Editor |
 Joss AmblerAdams | Adams |
 Frank AtkinsonInkpin | Inkpin |
 Alfie BassTom - Newspaper Reader | Tom - Newspaper Reader |
 Grey BlakeAckland | Ackland |
 Derek BlomfieldCarman | Carman |
| BBeckett Bould1st Policeman | 1st Policeman |
 Frederick BurtwellLawyer | Lawyer |
| GGerald CaseOliver | Oliver |
| AAlbert ChevalierXerxes | Xerxes |
| PPeter CroftDick | Dick |
| DDerek GorstGroom | Groom |
 Laurence HanrayBostock | Bostock |
| AAnthony HollesEgham | Egham |
| RRoddy HughesNorcott | Norcott |
 Stuart LathamPhotographer | Photographer |
| SStuart LindsellBurton | Burton |
 Barbara LottBetty | Betty |
 Ian McLeanMartell | Martell |
| PPhyllis MorrisMatron | Matron |
 Wally Patch2nd Policeman | 2nd Policeman |
 Charles PatonMayor | Mayor |
 Tony QuinnNorris | Norris |
 Kynaston ReevesYounger | Younger |
| GGlyn RowlandHillman | Hillman |
 John SlaterHarry | Harry |
 Ralph TrumanRobertson | Robertson |
| SSam WilkinsonFrench | French |
| BBen WilliamsMiddle-Aged Man | Middle-Aged Man |
| HHenry WolstonArt Editor | Art Editor |