Ratko tells the tale of the likable scion of an evil foreign despot as he navigates his unique way at an American university.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Efren RamirezRatko Volvic | Ratko Volvic |
 Katrina BowdenHolly | Holly |
 Jeffrey BallardJeremy | Jeremy |
 Curtis ArmstrongDushkan | Dushkan |
 Charles FleischerProfessor Kroninger | Professor Kroninger |
| KKato KaelinRoman the Architect | Roman the Architect |
 John DeSantisSkender | Skender |
 Brandon Jay McLarenJuwann | Juwann |
 Yee Jee TsoNick | Nick |
 Adam WestKostka Volvic | Kostka Volvic |
 Dennis HaskinsDean Sitlong | Dean Sitlong |
 Rob deLeeuwBlow Job Biff | Blow Job Biff |
 Jay BrazeauProfessor Grubbspeck | Professor Grubbspeck |
 Daniel-Ryan SpauldingEvan | Evan |
| ZZainab MusaRegina | Regina |
| TTyler BoissonnaultJason | Jason |
| PPamela FuLisa | Lisa |
| EEmily JamesNatalie | Natalie |
| HHaley ManciniSydnie | Sydnie |
 Sonal ShahLayla | Layla |
 Adam DevineChris | Chris |
 Blake AndersonDerek | Derek |
| PPatrick Schanes-GallagherPatrick | Patrick |
 Victor Samuel LopezVictor | Victor |
 Michael O'ConnellMike the Bellhop | Mike the Bellhop |
 Olivia O'LovelyMaid #1 | Maid #1 |
 Luscious LopezMaid #2 | Maid #2 |
 Rucca PageMaid #3 | Maid #3 |
 Sean DevineBald Dad | Bald Dad |
| LLisa DahlingHousing Officer | Housing Officer |