The late, great Eric Stone is a horny park ranger who does more fucking than watching out for visitors to his... uh... forest. If the "Blair Witch" were to show up at my campsite, this is the guy I'd want to protect me. He can fuck me silly in that damn shack for all I care.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Eric StonePark Ranger | Park Ranger |
 Tony CummingsPark Visitor | Park Visitor |
 Kyle McKennaCabin Guest | Cabin Guest |
 Tony CameronCamper | Camper |
 Jake TaylorCamper | Camper |
| KKristian WhiteCamper | Camper |
 Drew AndrewsCabin Guest | Cabin Guest |
 Kent BurkeCamper | Camper |
 Daryl BrockTruck Driver | Truck Driver |
 Jonathan CristipherRoad Worker | Road Worker |
 Cody WhilerRoad Worker | Road Worker |
 Matthew EastonRoad Worker | Road Worker |
 Max GrandRoad Worker | Road Worker |
 Steve RamboSteve | Steve |