Mike and Carla are hard-boiled journalists, shackled by government-issued laptops prone to violent methods of censorship. They're forced into a tight squeeze when the mob corners them with an offer they can't refuse.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Alex RussellMike | Mike |
 Sarah SnookCarla | Carla |
| NNigel Turner-CarrollMarshall | Marshall |
 Augusta MillerSongstress | Songstress |
| NNick MaricicJackson | Jackson |
 Uli LatukefuThe Fat Lady | The Fat Lady |
| JJames ElliottThe Petit Fromage | The Petit Fromage |