Zachary Blasto, a hard-drinking, talented songwriter and performer, envisions madcap musical fantasies in order to avoid dealing with the downward spiral of his personal life.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMatthew Alvin BrownZachary Blasto | Zachary Blasto |
| JJamie BuxtonDebbie | Debbie |
| DDoug Van LiewThe Old Gray Man | The Old Gray Man |
| RRebecca McCauleyCupcake | Cupcake |
| BBrian StocktonThe Young Brown Man | The Young Brown Man |
| AAmanda MartinEva | Eva |
| NNathan SilerDavid Knive | David Knive |
| JJacob BecannenJohn Fire | John Fire |
| SSteven StarkSven K. Taster | Sven K. Taster |
| MMark VollertsenBrian Mark Napalma | Brian Mark Napalma |
| CConnor CrainYoung Zach | Young Zach |
| SSusan EbertSally | Sally |
| CCatherine ChastainNew York City Girl | New York City Girl |
| EEmily ClowdusNew York City Girl | New York City Girl |
| CChanel MelendezNew York City Girl | New York City Girl |
 Morgan BrownReporter #3 | Reporter #3 |