Three fanboys are on a quest to recover a famous tank-top after a quirky girl outbids them to satisfy her father's dying wish.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paula AbdulMary Todd | Mary Todd |
 Eddie GriffinEl Duque | El Duque |
 Walter KoenigOtis | Otis |
 Nic CostaAlex Faulkner | Alex Faulkner |
 Emily SweetMindy Faulkner | Mindy Faulkner |
 Rob TaylorRob | Rob |
| DDarielle MasonTyler Roberts | Tyler Roberts |
| BBryna SmithDenise | Denise |
| MMatt ZakMark Winters | Mark Winters |
 Greg JamesElijah | Elijah |
 Aris JusonBoogy Woogies Regular | Boogy Woogies Regular |
 Judy LevittDolores | Dolores |
 Lucy PaschallJudge Lovett | Judge Lovett |
 Ithica TellSally Roberts | Sally Roberts |
 Danielle VasinovaOfficer Bardi | Officer Bardi |
| KKaleseya AlloteyBeautiful Suzy | Beautiful Suzy |
| JJi-HyunBeautiful Ruby | Beautiful Ruby |
 Brian SutherlandViking Steve | Viking Steve |
| MMaya BanittWrestling Match Audience Member | Wrestling Match Audience Member |
 Drew CrosbyWrestling Match Audience Member / Mourner | Wrestling Match Audience Member / Mourner |
 Andrew HarrisInterviewer #1 | Interviewer #1 |