The original short that birthed Race War: The Remake three years later.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJohn DavisBaking Soda | Baking Soda |
| JJamelle KentG.E.D. / Itchy Phil | G.E.D. / Itchy Phil |
| KKerryn LedetJFK | JFK |
| MMatt RogersProject Sweed | Project Sweed |
| CCorey FullerNumber One | Number One |
| BBoyd McallenNumber Two | Number Two |
| EEddie LastnameCrack Purchaser | Crack Purchaser |
| BBilly BlopizCorey Lahey | Corey Lahey |
| KKnobby PeequatTrevor Lahey | Trevor Lahey |
| JJared HeselmeyerCorey Trevor | Corey Trevor |