An idiot savant embarks on a sometimes hilarious, sometimes terrifying quest to make the best independent film ever.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paige TurcoPaige Turco | Paige Turco |
| TTonia Lynn BarberTonia | Tonia |
 Christopher LawfordChristopher Lawford | Christopher Lawford |
| DDaniel MilderBobby | Bobby |
| BBarry StrugatzSelf | Self |
 John VienerJohn | John |
| JJoshua WeinsteinJosh | Josh |
| CChef TellChef Tell | Chef Tell |
 Brody StevensBrody Stevens | Brody Stevens |
 John MeseJohn Mese | John Mese |
| JJosh HanessFilmmaker | Filmmaker |
| SSyd FieldSyd Field | Syd Field |