Conglomerated Assets, a brokerage firm is sinking fast as its CEO checks out and leaves the company to his inept film school drop out son. Enter Quincy, Waverly, Erica, Rudy, Tina and Yasmine. Team QWERTY--six sexy secretaries that must save the day.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Olivia OgumaRudy | Rudy |
 Robert SudduthDonald Jr | Donald Jr |
 Beverly LeechMrs. Antoinette Rigby aka MOTHER! | Mrs. Antoinette Rigby aka MOTHER! |
| AAngela ArimentoYasmine | Yasmine |
 Chairman BarnesWilder | Wilder |
 Peggy LuRudy's Mother | Rudy's Mother |
 Willam BelliClerk | Clerk |
 Sara MaraffinoQuincy | Quincy |
 Nancy P. CorboWaverly | Waverly |
| TTamara 'Gingir' CurryErica | Erica |
| SScott FreeburgYes Man #1 | Yes Man #1 |
 Jim GleasonDonald Rigby Sr. | Donald Rigby Sr. |
| DDrew LongCoffee Clerk | Coffee Clerk |
 Aly MawjiYes Man #2 | Yes Man #2 |
| PPatrick McCulloughYes Man #3 | Yes Man #3 |
 Sam PancakeChase | Chase |
| EErin QuillNews Reporter | News Reporter |
 Caryn WestTina | Tina |