Second City Television alumnus Dave Thomas stars in this hilarious spoof of "America's Most Wanted." Thomas portrays Wynn Dalton, a talentless acting hopeful who bears an uncanny resemblance to Dwayne Gary Steckler (also played by Thomas), a psycho killer currently terrorizing the nation. When Dalton's mug lands him a role playing Steckler on a "true life" crime show, "All Points Bullitain," the real Steckler decides to take his place. Naturally, the ratings go through the roof. Mike Connors and Mary Gross costar.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dave ThomasWynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler | Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler |
 Mary GrossMarcy | Marcy |
 Mike ConnorsMike Connors | Mike Connors |
 Joan RiversJoan Rivers | Joan Rivers |
 Dom IrreraDetective #1 | Detective #1 |
 Ronny GrahamThe Judge | The Judge |
 Tracey WalterElton Spoole | Elton Spoole |
 Clint HowardRay Tidrow | Ray Tidrow |
 Prince HughesGary Grape 2 | Gary Grape 2 |
 Ryan StilesSidewalk Santa | Sidewalk Santa |
 David FuryBartender | Bartender |
| LLillian AdamsEdie | Edie |
 Jeanne BatesNurse | Nurse |
 Paul FeigGas Attendant | Gas Attendant |
 Barry DiamondAttorney | Attorney |
 Lisa CanningSelf | Self |
 Curtis ArmstrongIvan Delbert | Ivan Delbert |
 Tom VirtuePrison Guard | Prison Guard |
| SSarah CarsonKirsty Kristie | Kirsty Kristie |
| TTed DavisA.P.B. A.D. | A.P.B. A.D. |
| RRick CramerHans | Hans |
| LLenny HicksParamedic | Paramedic |
| DDiane StilwellBarbee | Barbee |