A strip-joint owner and a manicurist find that they have many things in common, the foremost being that they are psychotic serial killers. They fall in love and are happy being the family that slays together, until one day they come up against a plumber who also happens to be a cannibal.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCarmine CapobiancoJoe | Joe |
 Debi ThibeaultKate | Kate |
| FFrank StewartHerman | Herman |
| CCecelia WildeNikki | Nikki |
 Ruth CollinsSusan | Susan |
| DDonna DavidgeHeather | Heather |
 LeeAnne BakerHeavy Metal Girl | Heavy Metal Girl |
 Angela NicholasDianne | Dianne |
| PProfessor MoronoJoey the Creep | Joey the Creep |
 Eric LutesMechanic | Mechanic |
 Irma St. PauleSara | Sara |
| PPatti ChambersGirl in Bed | Girl in Bed |
| CCarla BragoliGirl in Woods | Girl in Woods |
| CCarrie GordonGirl in Toilet | Girl in Toilet |
| RRobert SuttileBar Patron | Bar Patron |
| LLum Chang PangBar Patron | Bar Patron |
| DDanny NoyesBar Patron | Bar Patron |
| HHerb KlingerBar Patron | Bar Patron |
| WWally GribauskasBar Patron | Bar Patron |
| PPeach GribauskasBar Waitress | Bar Waitress |
 Ed PowersMan | Man |
| FFrank ChristopherMan at Picnic | Man at Picnic |
| SShawn LightGirl in Sauna | Girl in Sauna |
| SScott SearsFrightened Man | Frightened Man |
| TTressa ZanninoHooker | Hooker |