 Kansas BowlingNancy Banana | Nancy Banana |
 Bill WeedenDr. ZOOmis | Dr. ZOOmis |
| FFloyd CashioPsycho Ape | Psycho Ape |
| RRoman OvasapyanJimmy | Jimmy |
| AAngel O'Connor OwensJanet Leigh (as Angel O'Connor) | Janet Leigh (as Angel O'Connor) |
 Neal JonesJibbs the Clown | Jibbs the Clown |
| AAndrew Scott MillerBailiff Byrd/Ape Mask | Bailiff Byrd/Ape Mask |
| RRobert BolesLewis Abernathy | Lewis Abernathy |
 Phil ProctorRay Hamburger (as Philip Proctor) | Ray Hamburger (as Philip Proctor) |
 Galen HowardJudge Reinhold | Judge Reinhold |
 Peter SticklesTom Cruise | Tom Cruise |
 Heather HarlowMary Jane | Mary Jane |
 John KaryusJohn | John |
 Sophia CacciolaSophia Cacciola | Sophia Cacciola |
 Michael J. EpsteinMichael J. Epstein | Michael J. Epstein |
| LLo EspinosaSelf | Self |
| AAlex BernhardtFerrara | Ferrara |
| JJames HickeyPhantom Enigma | Phantom Enigma |
| DDolores McDougalBerlinder Gilronin | Berlinder Gilronin |
| FFrank W. CraftsSelf | Self |
| HHunter RileyCher Silverstone | Cher Silverstone |
| DDarby LeighDarby Crash | Darby Crash |
| JJennifer SantiagoRebecca Watermelon | Rebecca Watermelon |
| RRhett WeisJohnny | Johnny |
| DDavid AubreyDavo The Plumber | Davo The Plumber |
| QQuincy BookerUnknown Wrestler | Unknown Wrestler |
| AAria ColdicottLocal Favorite Banana Man Sign Spinner's Daughter (Special Appearance) | Local Favorite Banana Man Sign Spinner's Daughter (Special Appearance) |
 Robert A. ColdicottLocal Favorite The Banana Man Sign Spinner (Special Appearance) | Local Favorite The Banana Man Sign Spinner (Special Appearance) |
| BBill DeFranceLuis Bunuel | Luis Bunuel |
| BBrian HaasDodger Seibert | Dodger Seibert |