Novice witch Cindy is transported into a world of safe sex by the voice of Abigail from the 17th century.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMargoCindy | Cindy |
| EEsotericaThe Witch | The Witch |
| TTom YerianThe Vampire | The Vampire |
| KKelly GuthrieMr. Jones | Mr. Jones |
 Tracy HandfussJan Kleinmetz | Jan Kleinmetz |
 Keith EricksonDr. Ambrose Kleinmetz | Dr. Ambrose Kleinmetz |
 Annette MichaelAunt Fanny | Aunt Fanny |