Whilst delivering toilet rolls to a recording studio, small-time crook Keith pockets a demo tape by the newly disbanded group Toy Department, which he takes to a promoter, Brian. Together they have a chart hit with the 'mystery' group but complications arise when Brian wants a live tour.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Peter RichardsonKeith | Keith |
 Adrian EdmondsonBrian | Brian |
 Nigel PlanerDerek | Derek |
 Jennifer SaundersDebbie | Debbie |
 Dawn FrenchNayler | Nayler |
 Rik MayallAli Kitson | Ali Kitson |
 Chris LanghamNigel | Nigel |
 Lionel JeffriesBarman | Barman |
 Roger SlomanMr. Pinder | Mr. Pinder |
| SSerena EvansLouise | Louise |
| MMalcolm HardeeMan at Delivery Bay | Man at Delivery Bay |
 Paul BradleyJerry | Jerry |
 Simon BrintDes | Des |
 Rowland RivronRoger | Roger |
| BBob KingstonSelf | Self |
| GGary LongHopeful | Hopeful |
 Kevin AllenHopeful | Hopeful |