Sisters from the planet Vulkaria teleport themselves to Earth to investigate and report back in order to prove to their mother, the planet's ruler, that they are worth of becoming Queen.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sharon Lee JonesOvule | Ovule |
 Dana FredstiCurette | Curette |
| MMark PacificBob | Bob |
| TTony RiccardiJohnny | Johnny |
| AAugie BluntMatt | Matt |
| LLauri WarrenExzema | Exzema |
 Christina Lucia Peralta-RamosBulemia | Bulemia |
 Sydney CoaleThe First Priestess | The First Priestess |
| LLee N. GerovitzVinnie | Vinnie |
| CChef RocVito | Vito |
| SSelga SandersThe High Priestess | The High Priestess |
 Cheryl JaneckyThe Queen Mother | The Queen Mother |
 Diana KaranikasRicketsia | Ricketsia |
| CCindy CoatmanPriestess 2 | Priestess 2 |
| CChristine BessierePriestess 3 | Priestess 3 |
| LLisa StuckyPriestess 4 | Priestess 4 |
| MMelisa SánchezPriestess 5 | Priestess 5 |
| DDarrel H. JohnsonRuggio | Ruggio |
| KKathryn PetersonBetty | Betty |
| FFritz LopezDriver | Driver |
| RRichard WinstonOlder Cop | Older Cop |
| TTony CicchettiRookie Cop | Rookie Cop |
| JJeff BordenDrunk 1 | Drunk 1 |
| SSonny ChicagoDrunk 2 | Drunk 2 |
| HHerman GolightlyDrunk 3 | Drunk 3 |
| TTim SquignoliDrunk 4 | Drunk 4 |
| MMark AdamsConcubine 1 | Concubine 1 |
| DDon RichieConcubine 2 | Concubine 2 |
| MMichael Paul GirardConcubine 3 | Concubine 3 |
| RR.J. JonesWet T-Shirt Girl | Wet T-Shirt Girl |