Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Patrick PituDenver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy | Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy |
 William DeCoffJohn Welles | John Welles |
| DDanielle LozeauJennifer Bond | Jennifer Bond |
| AAshley EatonShelby St. Exxmin | Shelby St. Exxmin |
| RRoss KellyRex Van Horn | Rex Van Horn |
| AAlexandra JohnsonFemale Stripper | Female Stripper |
| SSalvatore MarcheseMayor Bowden | Mayor Bowden |
| JJason Witter Shane Starkweather | Shane Starkweather |
| JJennifer ScharfKeller | Keller |
| DDonald FoleyMoe Blu | Moe Blu |
| RRobert Jude BucoClub Hell Janitor | Club Hell Janitor |
 Heather CooneyCheery Jogger | Cheery Jogger |
 Caleb EmersonBig Jake | Big Jake |
| RRobin L. WatkinsBilly Oswald | Billy Oswald |
| CChristopher CalcagniSinclair the Fluffer | Sinclair the Fluffer |
| AA. Michael Dias Jr.S&M Whipping Boy | S&M Whipping Boy |