Two determined fathers engage in a comical battle to enroll their kids in an elite preschool, escalating into an absurd competition with unexpected results.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Josh DuhamelAlan | Alan |
 Michael SochaBrian | Brian |
 Antonia ThomasSarah | Sarah |
 Charity WakefieldLauren | Lauren |
 Fenella WoolgarMrs. Lawrence | Mrs. Lawrence |
 James CosmoJoe | Joe |
 Colin Michael CarmichaelThe Monkey | The Monkey |
| AArris CrookeDylan | Dylan |
| EEadie JohnsonGrace | Grace |
| AAondo-Kuma FeeseBaby Dylan | Baby Dylan |
| RRosa LovellBaby Grace | Baby Grace |
 Laurie KynastonJeff | Jeff |
 Emer KennyJulie | Julie |
 Gigi BurgdorfRoze | Roze |
 Rufus HoundChase | Chase |
| LLunga Anele-SkosanaJudy | Judy |
| JJake NwoguThe Lion | The Lion |
 Edward LinardThe Elephant | The Elephant |
| RRebecca WilsonThe Bear | The Bear |
 Tom KellerOld Janitor | Old Janitor |
 Mihai ArseneBob | Bob |
| NNeil BromleyShady Ticket Scalper | Shady Ticket Scalper |
 Andy BradyAndrew the Exterminator | Andrew the Exterminator |
| CClaire RiecolSchool Secretary | School Secretary |
 Caroline GlassNurse (uncredited) | Nurse (uncredited) |
 Dywayne ThomasParent (uncredited) | Parent (uncredited) |