A puppet boy made of wood learns life from the bottom up in the strip clubs.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 BioncaThe Hooker | The Hooker |
 Britt MorganEsmeralda (as Brittany Morgan) | Esmeralda (as Brittany Morgan) |
 Jessica WyldeRapunzel (as Jessica Wilde) | Rapunzel (as Jessica Wilde) |
 Sheena HorneMadame Tung | Madame Tung |
 Buck O. RogersJ. Worthington Sewerslime | J. Worthington Sewerslime |
 Damien CashmerePornocchio (as Damian Cashmere) | Pornocchio (as Damian Cashmere) |
 David MorrisThe Guy in the Middle | The Guy in the Middle |
 Michael MannStrip Club Attendee | Strip Club Attendee |
 Rick SavageSleppetto | Sleppetto |
| TTodd LingrenFelix | Felix |
| WWayneThe Fairy Godfather | The Fairy Godfather |