This spoof of 'Apocalypse Now' has health inspector Will Dullard travelling by car "uptown" with two friends to have a meeting with a certain Mertz, the owner of a meat processing shop, to "investigate with extreme prejudice."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Billy GrayDullard | Dullard |
 Ernie FosseliusMertz / Kilroy | Mertz / Kilroy |
 John BrentHead Butcher | Head Butcher |
| LLeon MartelButcher's Aide | Butcher's Aide |
| MMark LeeSlick ("Cook") | Slick ("Cook") |
| JJim TurnerRick ("Kook") | Rick ("Kook") |
| LLarry WalkerFamous Italian Director | Famous Italian Director |
| TTom BullockShutterbug | Shutterbug |