An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lara Jean ChorosteckiSally | Sally |
 Jefferson BrownAlbert | Albert |
 Kristina PesicPatti | Patti |
 Cliff SaundersBud | Bud |
 Al SapienzaMob Boss | Mob Boss |
 Colin MochrieTalk Show Host | Talk Show Host |
| TTom WilsonCelebrity | Celebrity |
 Billy MacLellanHenchman #1 | Henchman #1 |
 Pedro Miguel ArceHenchman #2 | Henchman #2 |
 Dylan RobertsOne Legged Man | One Legged Man |
 Haley ShannonStella | Stella |