 Alicia WittClaire Goldstein | Claire Goldstein |
 Harvey FiersteinBennett | Bennett |
 Brooke LangtonSabrina | Sabrina |
 Johnny GaleckiArthur | Arthur |
 Ivan SergeiEddie / Carl / Ben | Eddie / Carl / Ben |
 Marlo ThomasSheila Goldstein | Sheila Goldstein |
 Elliott GouldBernie Goldstein | Bernie Goldstein |
 Tammy TownsendAlice | Alice |
 Molly HaganJanine Goldstein | Janine Goldstein |
 Estelle HarrisAunt Velva | Aunt Velva |
 Pat Crawford BrownGrandma Ida Weinberg | Grandma Ida Weinberg |
| ZZachary KranzlerJeremy | Jeremy |
 Joe MazzaBarry / Bo | Barry / Bo |
 Sulo WilliamsManny | Manny |
 Sandra BernhardBibi Carlson | Bibi Carlson |
| SShannon FinnKaren | Karen |
| JJacqueline KleinLaura | Laura |
 Peter QuartaroliGuacamole Alan | Guacamole Alan |
| CChristopher DouglasThreeway Tommy | Threeway Tommy |
| RRobert M. KochAlmost Naked Man (as Robert Koch) | Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch) |
| YYuri LaneRejected Music Student #1 | Rejected Music Student #1 |
| MMai HuynhRejected Music Student #2 | Rejected Music Student #2 |
 Alan DaleUncle Joe | Uncle Joe |
| MMara CaseyAdministrative Assistant | Administrative Assistant |
 James CarrawayMohammed | Mohammed |
 Petri Hawkins-ByrdFire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd) | Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd) |
| JJoshua PrevenPreppy Cute Guy #1 | Preppy Cute Guy #1 |
| TTony DalyPreppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly) | Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly) |
| BBilly PhenixFred, The Cross Dresser | Fred, The Cross Dresser |
 Susan CheslerAlexa | Alexa |
