When the opening night of a new play goes horribly awry, the actors are forced to frantically improvise the plot onstage. Clashing egos, tested friendships and a series of disastrous misunderstandings combine to create the most offensive, shocking and accidental piece of theater ever to debut in front of a live audience.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRoger BainbridgeRussell Wright | Russell Wright |
| CConor BradburConor | Conor |
 Kristian BruunAlec Hess | Alec Hess |
 Gwenlyn CumynCaroline / Amina Bouazizi | Caroline / Amina Bouazizi |
| CCaitlin DriscollMaggie | Maggie |
 Peter HigginsonStanley Heath / Bernie Madoff | Stanley Heath / Bernie Madoff |
| SSuzette McCannyStage Manager | Stage Manager |
 Kelly McCormackVanessa Pike | Vanessa Pike |