 Adam SandlerBrenner | Brenner |
 Kevin JamesCooper | Cooper |
 Michelle MonaghanViolet | Violet |
 Peter DinklageEddie | Eddie |
 Josh GadLudlow | Ludlow |
 Matt LintzMatty | Matty |
 Brian CoxAdmiral Porter | Admiral Porter |
 Denis AkiyamaProfessor Iwatani | Professor Iwatani |
 Sean BeanCorporal Hill (SAS Officer) | Corporal Hill (SAS Officer) |
 Jane KrakowskiFirst Lady Jane Cooper | First Lady Jane Cooper |
 Dan Aykroyd1982 Championship MC | 1982 Championship MC |
 Affion CrockettSergeant Dylan Cohan | Sergeant Dylan Cohan |
 Lainie KazanMickey Lamonsoff | Mickey Lamonsoff |
 Ashley BensonLady Lisa | Lady Lisa |
 Tom McCarthyMichael the Robot | Michael the Robot |
 Tim HerlihyDefense Secretary | Defense Secretary |
 Jackie SandlerPresident's Assistant Jennifer | President's Assistant Jennifer |
 Jared SandlerWhite House Junior Aide Jared | White House Junior Aide Jared |
 William S. TaylorNavy Secretary | Navy Secretary |
 Rose RollinsWhite House Press Secretary | White House Press Secretary |
 Tucker SmallwoodCIA Chief | CIA Chief |
 Serena WilliamsSerena Willams | Serena Willams |
 Martha StewartMartha Stewart | Martha Stewart |
 Allen CovertAbusive Citizen | Abusive Citizen |
 Bill LakeNY Police Commissioner | NY Police Commissioner |
| MMark WhelanColonel Devereux | Colonel Devereux |
 Dan PatrickWhite House Reporter #1 | White House Reporter #1 |
 Robert SmigelWhite House Reporter #2 | White House Reporter #2 |
| SSteve KorenWhite House Reporter #3 | White House Reporter #3 |
 Sadie SandlerLemonadie Sadie | Lemonadie Sadie |
