A lonely plumber poses as a movie director to meet women, and the writer whose script he's stolen builds on his ruse to get her movie made.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mary-Louise ParkerToni Edelman | Toni Edelman |
 Martin DonovanDavid Kulovic | David Kulovic |
 Rebecca GayheartMarliss Funt | Marliss Funt |
 Susan MisnerOnica | Onica |
 Jill HennessyMarina Peck | Marina Peck |
 Jonathan M. WoodwardBoyd | Boyd |
 Kevin CarrollRJ | RJ |
 Guinevere TurnerAgent | Agent |
 Peter JacobsonArnie | Arnie |
 Adina PorterLauren Gunther | Lauren Gunther |
 Michaela ConlinTV Reporter | TV Reporter |
| CCynthia KaplanCharlotte | Charlotte |
 Jack MerrillRich Glover | Rich Glover |
 Tim HopperMitch Farkas | Mitch Farkas |
| KKevin SealNed Kurland | Ned Kurland |
 Anthony ArkinCousin Mike | Cousin Mike |
 Marla SucharetzaLorna Hufflitz | Lorna Hufflitz |
 Kevin SussmanJames | James |
| NNatalie B. PyperMelanie Phillips | Melanie Phillips |
 Sue Jin SongJen Su | Jen Su |
 Ritchie CosterPascal | Pascal |
 George T. OdomMaintenance Guy | Maintenance Guy |
 Jacob PittsAutumn | Autumn |
 E.J. CarrollTow Guy | Tow Guy |
 Michael KaycheckManny | Manny |
| LLaura CahillAnya | Anya |