Imagine a bar that dispenses babes the way some saloons pass out cocktail napkins. That's Piggy's, the wildest, wettest social club to ever please a customer.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Laurie SmithConnie | Connie |
 Brooke FieldsCaroline | Caroline |
 Annette HeinzSylvia Morehead | Sylvia Morehead |
 Jerry ButlerHorny High Schooler | Horny High Schooler |
 Michael KnightLeon | Leon |
 Paul ThomasMayor, B.F. | Mayor, B.F. |
 George PaynePostman, Charlie | Postman, Charlie |
 Jeanne SilverJudy | Judy |
 Athena StarNot listed | Not listed |
| NNicole BernardNot listed | Not listed |
| KKenny DeeNot listed | Not listed |
 Tim BeckleyNot listed | Not listed |
| BBill LandisNot listed | Not listed |
 Michelle MarenNot listed | Not listed |
| SScott St. JamesNot listed | Not listed |
| DDan StephensNot listed | Not listed |
 Spring TaylorNot listed | Not listed |