Phil the Alien crashes to Earth and find himself alone in the wilds of northern Canada. In the process of going home he goes from drunk to christian rock singer to mass murder.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rob StefaniukPhil the Alien | Phil the Alien |
 Nicole De BoerMadame Madame | Madame Madame |
| BBrad McGinnesJoey | Joey |
 Jason JonesAgent Orange | Agent Orange |
 Graham GreeneWolf | Wolf |
 Boyd BanksSlim | Slim |
 Joe FlahertyThe Beaver (voice) | The Beaver (voice) |
 Bruce HunterJones | Jones |
 Seán CullenSammy the Alien | Sammy the Alien |
 John KapelosThe General | The General |
| CChristopher BarryThomas | Thomas |
 Mike BeaverThe Trapper | The Trapper |
| TThick WilsonJimmy | Jimmy |
 Claire BrosseauMichelle | Michelle |
| NNick CanakisGabriel | Gabriel |
| MMary CrosbieGinger | Ginger |
| BBrad HartDave | Dave |
 Dwayne HillAgent Blue | Agent Blue |
| RRyan MalcolmWaiter | Waiter |
| RRobyn PalmerSandy | Sandy |
 Paul PopowichRob | Rob |
| NNoam RosenBrad | Brad |
 Ingrid VeningerCandy | Candy |