 MissyWood Nymph (segment: "Stories from the Woods") | Wood Nymph (segment: "Stories from the Woods") |
 FallonPregnant Woman (segment: "The Exam") | Pregnant Woman (segment: "The Exam") |
 Heidi NiceHeidi (segment: "Blind Date") | Heidi (segment: "Blind Date") |
 Jordan LeePresidents' Lover (segment: "The Anal Office") | Presidents' Lover (segment: "The Anal Office") |
 Dave HardmanGynecologist (segment: "The Exam") | Gynecologist (segment: "The Exam") |
 Rod FontanaRod (segment: "Blind Date") | Rod (segment: "Blind Date") |
| NNick NightRonald Reagan (segment: "The Anal Office") | Ronald Reagan (segment: "The Anal Office") |
 Shawn RicksSatyr #1 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") | Satyr #1 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") |
 Ron JeremyBill Clinton (segment: "The Anal Office") | Bill Clinton (segment: "The Anal Office") |
| Dave HardmanGeorge H. W. Bush (segment: "The Anal Office") | George H. W. Bush (segment: "The Anal Office") |
 Mickey G.Satyr #2 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") (uncredited) | Satyr #2 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") (uncredited) |
 Jim PowersSelf - Host (uncredited) | Self - Host (uncredited) |