Fed up with working hard just to scrape by, Christine Painter comes up with a bold plan to become the madam of a brothel and earn her financial freedom: she opens a house of spanking to fabulous reviews.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Julie WaltersChristine Painter | Christine Painter |
 Shirley StelfoxShirley | Shirley |
 Alec McCowenWing Commander Morten | Wing Commander Morten |
 Danny SchillerDolly | Dolly |
 Tim WoodwardTimms | Timms |
 Suzette LlewellynHelen | Helen |
| VVictoria HardcastleRose | Rose |
| DDave AtkinsSydney | Sydney |
 Ewan HooperEdward | Edward |
 Alan BowyerDavid Painter | David Painter |
 Peter CellierMr. Marples | Mr. Marples |
 Benjamin WhitrowMr. Marsden | Mr. Marsden |
 Stephen LewisMr. Dunkley | Mr. Dunkley |
 John ShrapnelLionel | Lionel |
 Nigel Le VaillantThe Man | The Man |
 Ron PemberRon | Ron |
 Ivor RobertsGlossop | Glossop |
 Arthur CoxLennox | Lennox |
 Stanley LeborJones | Jones |
 John BaileyMr. Gardner | Mr. Gardner |
| CCarolyn AllenCarol | Carol |
| SSheila GillMrs. Winter | Mrs. Winter |
| JJagdish KumarMr. Shah | Mr. Shah |
 Badi UzzamanMr. Patel | Mr. Patel |
 Arnold BrownThe Vicar | The Vicar |
 Toni PalmerAunt Winnie | Aunt Winnie |
 Andrew MacLachlanMr. McClellan | Mr. McClellan |
 Arthur HewlettMr. Francis | Mr. Francis |
| AAndreas MarkosMr. Costas | Mr. Costas |
| MMichael PackerRalph | Ralph |