Three luckless cousins, estranged from one other, leave their province for Manila in search of their long lost grandfather. All three meet in an address where they find two equally zany guys taking care of their sickly grandfather. The old man dies and leaves an inheritance, but the land they inherit is in danger of being usurped by the father of their newfound girlfriends. Their only hope to save their land is to win five million in a popular noontime TV show.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| WWillie RevillameBartolome | Bartolome |
 Randy SantiagoTiburcio | Tiburcio |
 John EstradaMauricio | Mauricio |
 Roderick PaulateLolo / Host / Volet Manager / Photographer / Talent Manager | Lolo / Host / Volet Manager / Photographer / Talent Manager |
 Amy PerezLola / Host | Lola / Host |
| VVanessa Del BiancoJanessa | Janessa |
 Kristine HermosaJulie-Anne | Julie-Anne |
| TTracy VergelJody | Jody |
 Paquito DiazDon Juanito | Don Juanito |
 Mark GilBurador | Burador |
 Bayani AgbayaniEngelbert | Engelbert |
 Gary LimRepit | Repit |
| Gary LimMorkon | Morkon |
| DDindi DalisayDindi | Dindi |
 Kiray CelisKiray | Kiray |
 Bella FloresMom of Bartolome | Mom of Bartolome |
 Vangie LabalanMom of Tiburcio | Mom of Tiburcio |
| MMike GayosoBoss | Boss |
| EErnie BaronKa Ernie | Ka Ernie |
| DDinky Doo Jr.Atty. Yaba Doo | Atty. Yaba Doo |
| RRomy SantosPula Goon | Pula Goon |
 Nonong De AndresRocker | Rocker |
 Hyubs AzarconEinstein | Einstein |
| DDan SalamantePianist in Party | Pianist in Party |
 Judy Ann SantosHerself | Herself |
 Piolo PascualHimself | Himself |
 Leandro MuñozHimself | Himself |
 Sharon CunetaHerself | Herself |
 Fanny SerranoHimself | Himself |