Spoof video diary. Steve Coogan takes on the roles of downtrodden Paul and the vivacious blonde Pauline Calf, who finally gets herself up the aisle with the man of her dreams. Even a punch-up in the toilet can't spoil her special day.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve CooganPaul / Pauline Calf | Paul / Pauline Calf |
 John ThomsonFat Bob | Fat Bob |
 Patrick MarberRoland/Spiros | Roland/Spiros |
 Sally RogersJulie | Julie |
 John HannahMark | Mark |
 Gary OlsenTony | Tony |
| SSandra GoughMum | Mum |
 Vincent ReganDJ | DJ |
 Amanda DrewEmma | Emma |
 Henry NormalDarren | Darren |
 Jennifer HennessyOther Pauline | Other Pauline |
| JJason YatesClive | Clive |
| MMalcolm RaeburnSergeant Lynch | Sergeant Lynch |
 James GreenePriest | Priest |