A weedy charity-shop worker is set on winning the big national talent show. But when the actions of 5 selfish people cause him to miss his audition, he sets out to seek deathly revenge.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tom MeetenPaul Dood | Paul Dood |
 Katherine ParkinsonClemmie | Clemmie |
 Johnny VegasRex | Rex |
 Alice LoweKath | Kath |
 Kris MarshallBronson | Bronson |
 Kevin BishopJack Tapp | Jack Tapp |
 June WatsonJulie Dood | Julie Dood |
 Jarred ChristmasBruce | Bruce |
 Pippa HaywoodJayney | Jayney |
 Steve OramJim | Jim |
| CChris WilloughbyGary | Gary |
 Olly BassiNot listed | Not listed |
 Mandeep DhillonPCSO Jane Miles | PCSO Jane Miles |
 Craig ParkinsonOfficer Able | Officer Able |