Lager lout and philosopher Paul Calf records his video diary over New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. Accompanied by his friends Fat Bob and Roland and his sister Pauline, he staggers through two days of drinking, fighting and failed sex, in desperate pursuit of his ex-girlfriend, Julie.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve CooganPaul Calf / Pauline Calf | Paul Calf / Pauline Calf |
 Amanda DrewEmma | Emma |
| SSandra GoughMum | Mum |
 John HannahMark | Mark |
 Patrick MarberRoland | Roland |
 Henry NormalDarren | Darren |
 Gary OlsenTony | Tony |
 Vincent ReganDJ | DJ |
 Sally RogersJulie | Julie |
 John ThomsonFat Bob | Fat Bob |