This satirical comedy-meets-musical clashes the folklore of Soviet era oppression with the mindless, excessive consumerism of the 1980. Welcome to Patch Town.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lisa RayBethany Franks | Bethany Franks |
 Julian RichingsChild Catcher | Child Catcher |
 Rob RamsayJon | Jon |
 Toya AlexisMolly | Molly |