The tale of a down-on-his-luck freeze-dried-pet-salesman and his journey to become the first-ever-cyber-evangelist.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Don WorleyPastor Shepherd | Pastor Shepherd |
 Danny TrejoPhil Harrison | Phil Harrison |
 Maria-Elena LaasAnnamarie-ah Harrison | Annamarie-ah Harrison |
| DDiane HruskaMom | Mom |
 Josh PerryDewey | Dewey |
 Sewell WhitneyBarry Sensicle | Barry Sensicle |
 Scott Allen PerrySecurity Guard | Security Guard |
 Pamela Denise WeaverMrs. Robinson | Mrs. Robinson |
 Brian SheridanIvan Bell | Ivan Bell |
 Steve PowersDr. Branson | Dr. Branson |
 Mylinda RoyerBus Stop Woman | Bus Stop Woman |
 Gary TeagueChurch Attendee | Church Attendee |