An FBI raid reveals terrorists poisoning the water supply in a small town as a group of college students head to Pismo Beach for spring break debauchery.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bobby FieldBill | Bill |
| JJavier MorgaRob | Rob |
 Kimberly FisherLinda | Linda |
 Danielle De LucaJennifer | Jennifer |
 John PhilbinAgent Richardson | Agent Richardson |
 Joe EstevezAnchor Man | Anchor Man |
| CChristine CowdenAgent Spaulding | Agent Spaulding |
 Daron McFarlandAgent Maxson | Agent Maxson |
| SShawn HauserJ.T. Hauser | J.T. Hauser |
| SStephen PeirickSheriff Boyd | Sheriff Boyd |
 Rachel RileySweet Thing | Sweet Thing |
 Jed RowenInbred Jed | Inbred Jed |
 Klatann ThomasInbred Ned | Inbred Ned |
| JJeff BilboPostmaster Walt | Postmaster Walt |
| SShyla HuberNorma Rae | Norma Rae |
| HHans HernkeAgent Davis | Agent Davis |
 Jon SnowDr. Emil Santos | Dr. Emil Santos |
| DDavid R. LaneyLawnmower Hell Beast | Lawnmower Hell Beast |
| JJoseph PozoMr. Bloody | Mr. Bloody |
| BBrian SchreiberTaliban Warrior | Taliban Warrior |
| DD.T. CarneyAmerican Taliban | American Taliban |
| CChris LeoneInbred Ted | Inbred Ted |