P.S. Your Cat is Dead!
With his life already in shambles — his girlfriend just dumped him, he's lost his acting gig, and his cat is seriously ill — sad-sack Jimmy Zoole (Steve Guttenberg) comes home New Year's Eve to find a gay burglar (Lombardo Boyar) looting his apartment. Taking the intruder hostage, Jimmy threatens to unleash his pent-up rage on the would-be thief but instead begins to bond with his captive.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve GuttenbergJimmy Zoole | Jimmy Zoole |
 Lombardo BoyarEddie Tesoro | Eddie Tesoro |
 Cynthia WatrosKate | Kate |
 Shirley KnightAunt Claire | Aunt Claire |
| AA.J. BenzaCarmine | Carmine |
 Kenneth MoskowStewart Thomas | Stewart Thomas |
 Tom WrightFred Gable | Fred Gable |
 Paul DillonPidgeon | Pidgeon |
| FFred MedranoStanley | Stanley |
| AAnn GuttenbergLady at Party | Lady at Party |
| SStanley GuttenbergMan on Bus | Man on Bus |
| KKim MarrinerTV Announcer | TV Announcer |
| PPatsy FitzgeraldFirst Veterinarian | First Veterinarian |
| CChristopher VoglerSecond Veterinarian | Second Veterinarian |
| LLisa Popeil911 Operator (voice) | 911 Operator (voice) |
 Susan StahnkeSilvia | Silvia |