At the end of a school day, eight-year-old Steve is escorted home by Luke, a boy of twenty years and appalling repute. His lurid tale of social and sexual deviance provides a backdrop for their otherwise pleasant stroll, every graphic detail of which is shared through his relentlessly emphatic Yorkshire tongue. You haven't heard a story like Luke's before.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew KnottLuke | Luke |
 Jude FoleySteve | Steve |