Revived on Vol. 76 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre series, this quickie defines stupid porn. It's much ado about ejaculation.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Erica EatonSophie Rubenstein (uncredited) | Sophie Rubenstein (uncredited) |
 Eric EdwardsBruce (uncredited) | Bruce (uncredited) |
| JJuliet JayCandy (uncredited) | Candy (uncredited) |
| AAshley MooreBilly (uncredited) | Billy (uncredited) |
 Tanya TicklerCandy's Girlfriend | Candy's Girlfriend |